Everyone needs a good laugh!
Two friends were talking. One asks the other why he wasn’t at his fellow’s wedding.
“I hate going to weddings”, he said. “When I was younger, my aunts were coming to me, catching my face and sayng:
“You’re next !”
“And it’s the same to me”, the other said. “But I got away from this when I told my aunts at the funerals that they were the next.”